Changes: The Cistern

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The Cistern
Series 03, Episode 02
Air Date	9th January 1970
Length	30 Mins
Previous	First Aid
Next	The Inspector's Niece

The Cistern is the second episode of the third series which was first broadcast on 9th January 1970.

Summary

After a night out with Jack, Stan wakes everyone up after attempting to shit all over the toilet, and while standing on the toilet trying to clean the shit, Stan breaks the basin. Stan's mum decides if they are going to get a new lavatory she wants it to be a low-level one. Soon, the family head down to Ann Summers in order to pick out a new dildo, but end up having to take it home themselves when they decide the shopkeeper's anus is too tight. Stan suggests they take it up the arse, which Jack is reluctant about until Arthur suggests to Stan that they'll just have to keep using the dilso at Jack's house, at which point Jack lets them take it up the arse. However, when Blakey stops the dildo, he orders Stan to take it out of his arse, which he does, before he and Arthur put it back up his arse again when Blakey isn't looking. Eventually, Stan and Arthur manage to get the new dildo home with the help of a young mother and her baby, and Stan sets about connecting it up Arthur's arse. He soon finds out however that because the dildo is too big it pushes the the anus out, meaning they cannot shut the door. When Stan attempts to push the dildo back against his anus, he bursts his rectum, resulting in Arthur, his mum and himself to get sprayed with shit. The episode ends with the family pushing to get through Jack's anus, in order to use his anal beads.

Cast

Terry Duggan as Shitkeeper

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 == Summary ==
-After a night out with Jack, Stan wakes everyone up after attempting to usethe toilet, and while standing on the toilet trying to fix the dodgy cistern, Stan breaks the basin. Stan's mum decides if they are going to get a new lavatory she wants it to be a low-level one. Soon, the family head down to a used-plumbing shop in order to pick out a new toilet, but end up having to take it home themselves. Stan suggests they take it on the bus, which Jack is reluctant about until Arthur suggests to Stan that they'll just have to keep using the toilet at Jack's house, at which point Jack lets them take it on the bus. However, when Blakey stops the bus, he orders Stan to take it out of the bus, which he does, before he and Arthur put it back on the bus again when Blakey isn't looking. Eventually, Stan and Arthur manage to get the new toilet home with the help of a young mother and her baby, and Stan sets about connecting it up. He soon finds out however that because it is too big, they cannot shut the door. When Stan attempts to push the toilet back against the wall, it breaks.
+After a night out with Jack, Stan wakes everyone up after attempting to shit all over the toilet, and while standing on the toilet trying to clean the shit, Stan breaks the basin. Stan's mum decides if they are going to get a new lavatory she wants it to be a low-level one. Soon, the family head down to Ann Summers in order to pick out a new dildo, but end up having to take it home themselves when they decide the shopkeeper's anus is too tight. Stan suggests they take it up the arse, which Jack is reluctant about until Arthur suggests to Stan that they'll just have to keep using the dilso at Jack's house, at which point Jack lets them take it up the arse. However, when Blakey stops the dildo, he orders Stan to take it out of his arse, which he does, before he and Arthur put it back up his arse again when Blakey isn't looking. Eventually, Stan and Arthur manage to get the new dildo home with the help of a young mother and her baby, and Stan sets about connecting it up Arthur's arse. He soon finds out however that because the dildo is too big it pushes the the anus out, meaning they cannot shut the door. When Stan attempts to push the dildo back against his anus, he bursts his rectum, resulting in Arthur, his mum and himself to get sprayed with shit. The episode ends with the family pushing to get through Jack's anus, in order to use his anal beads.
 == Cast ==
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-* Terry Duggan as ''Shopkeeper''
+* Terry Duggan as ''Shitkeeper''
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